Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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