I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Randomize
