just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize