fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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