yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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