So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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