if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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