Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Welp...herpes.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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