Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
this hospital has no fireball
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
