Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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