I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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