How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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