Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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