Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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