He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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