This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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