i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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