How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
