The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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