Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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