Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I wear drunk well.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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