Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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