the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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