We're facebook friends in real life
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
