Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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