Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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