yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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