My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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