im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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