so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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