It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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