Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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