We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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