So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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