There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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