State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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