I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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