I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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