just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
