i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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