Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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