The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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