And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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