i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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