Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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