the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
This is classic penis vs brain.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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