I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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