I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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