Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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