ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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