So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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