next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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