I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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