I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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