im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
